I am happy to see that Hollywood is continuing their quest for shite with the recent deal for Weekend Warrior. It gives me hope for my yet to be written tripe-o-screenplay. From Cinematical

…Warner Bros. … acquired a new comedy pitch called Weekend Warrior. Pic, which will be produced by Andrew Lazar (Get Smart), looks to be a special effects-heavy laffer that centers on an “armchair home-repair enthusiast with no construction skills” who’s forced to become a superhero and battle the supernatural forces that are hell-bent on destroying the world. I imagine the tag line will go something like, “He can’t fix a leak, but he sure as hell can save the world!”…

Wow. There just aren’t words to describe how horrible this sounds. This is too bad even for David Caruso. Maybe I should set my sights on Warner Bros. for my own little piece o’shite.