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Cameron Diaz + Ashton Kutcher + Vegas = ???

It’s just a bunch of shit. That’s all I know about it. The front page of the Hollywood Reporter seems to be excitedly reporting the news that Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher are teaming for some stinky shit masquerading as a soon-to-be-made movie under the name “What Stays in Vegas…”

It’s a shame that they took that title, cause it’s just the kind of shitty title that would be great for my script. Dammit man. Think about it. Vegas and David Caruso. It’s almost too perfect. Of course, I’m sure that’s what the writer thought when they came up with the idea. The synopis?

The story is set in motion following a night of debauchery in Vegas, when two strangers (Diaz and Kutcher) discover they have gotten married and one of them wins a huge jackpot with the other’s quarter. In trying to determine the rightful beneficiary of the winnings, the duo embarks on a series of plots to undermine the other, falling in love along the way.

Ooh, sounds exciting. I mean, if you’re into lame Hollywood comedies.


  1. You will also not be happy to hear that this movie was written in 20 days…on 7 notecards.

  2. admin

    May 16, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    I suspected as much.

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