This just in, Hollywood still buying shitty movies!

From Variety.com front page this morning,

Goldie Hawn will star in and direct the comedy “Ashes to Ashes,” which will also topline Kurt Russell.

“Ashes to Ashes” centers on a woman who travels through India to Kathmandu to bury her husband’s ashes but loses them along the way.

Hawn helms, in her feature directing debut, from a script she wrote with Jeremy Pikser (“Bulworth”). Project’s been a longtime passion of the actress, who has already helmed a number of TV movies.

Besides the obvious question of “Why?” the question here is, “Does anyone still care about Goldie Hawn?”