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How do you make an extremely lame movie?

A story of a man, and intermittent windshield wipers. Toss in Greg “Talk Soup” Kinnear and Lauren “In every role I play Lorelai Gilmore” Graham and stir. And then, give it the lamest title ever, “Flash of Genius.” Think I’m kidding? See for yourself.

So, someone stole some schmuck’s windshield wiper idea. Boo hoo, that doesn’t make it movie-worthy. And Lauren Graham, while a shag-me-sexy babe, plays the same role in every thing I’ve seen her in. Give us a break, put her in a stripper movie. Better yet, a movie about a mute stripper! That way we get all the pleasure without all the incessant chatter.

A movie about windshield wiper thievery, what the hell?

1 Comment

  1. Or how about “How to wildly exaggerate?” This is the part I liked best from the article: “This is a David vs. Goliath story…”

    Wow, does this particular use of the phrase show how over-used it is in this world. Small boy kills giant with a slingshot and a stone = intermittent windshield wipers.

    Sure. Why not.

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