I’m so totally stoked that Dakota Fanning is obviously reading this site. In case you missed the commenter on my previous post, here it is…
Â new study just released found that people who bash Dakota Fanning have small genitalia.
Wow, and look at all that humanitarian work she is doing now. Helping out with medical studies measuring genitalia. That’s just awesome.
If this very important study has not yet completed I’d like to request that they also measure the genitalia of people that have really loud stereos. You know the ones, they pull up 3 cars behind you at a stop light and everything on your dash rattles and you say a silent “thank you jesus” that you’re not driving a Saturn. So yeh, study those peeps cause I’m fairly certain that they all also have small genitalia. Wonder if they’re Dakota Fanning haterz too?