Say it isn’t so – Jenna Jameson announced she is retiring from “performing” today. I think the real question here is – did she really retire or did they retire her? I mean, I dunno what the hell she has done to herself but girl looks worn out. What a tragedy.

I’m certain cries were heard all around Hollywood upon hearing this announcement since it only means one thing – Jenna will begin stalking Scarlett Johansson for the supposed movie being made about her.