I admit it, when I saw the phrase “upcoming teen lesbian flick” next to a link for the upcoming movie Jack and Diane on Cinematical I got a little excited and anxiously clicked away to the IMDB page.

Then I read the synopsis and thought “what the hell?!?” This may just be the strangest movie ever made.  And so not the couple of hotties getting it on for my pleasure flesh-fest that I was hoping for. Dammit man. And it started out so good with that whole “spend the night kissing ferociously” bit. I mean seriously, teen lesbian werewolf? Why? And since when is that a good idea?