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Jessica Biel is not Wonder Woman

According to Cinematical, Jessica Biel will play Wonder Woman in the new Justice League movie. That is so many shades of wrong. Not only is Jessical Biel not Wonder Woman material, but she is not Wonder Woman material.

Let’s think about it. Lynda Carter – hot. Smoking body. Mmm ta-ta’s. Jessica Biel – some people seem to think she has a smoking body but it looks like the body of a 14 year old school boy compared to Lynda Carter. But not to worry, there is a smoking young hottie that can pull off Wonder Woman. Charisma Carpenter. Hot – check. Smoking body – check. Mmm ta-ta’s – check.

Jessica Biel as Wonder Woman? wtf? when will the insanity end?

2 Comments

  1. If I ever felt like making a real website:

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  2. the screenwriting mofo

    October 1, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    Sounds like a winner to me

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