This is a comedy writer’s dream…

A city on edge. Road closures and hysteria erupt. People’s throats are burning. There is coughing and sputtering about. The London Fire Brigade’s chemical response team is called to the scene. They smash down a door to a Thai restaurant.

It’s those blasted spicy chilies again. That’s right, London was terrorized by a spicy chili smell. Who needs terrorists when you have Thai cooks and their spicy Thai dip?