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Day , er, uh…? Basically I’m still not finished, okay?
Okay. So, here’s the story….I’m sorta kinda still not finished with my screenplay, but I have a good excuse.
I haven’t worked on it. At all. In like forever.
See, that’s why I’m not finished. But I am feeling motivated. The Bourne Ultimatum kicked some ass when it came out, which confirmed for me that shitty action [...]
Day 65: more formatting lessons learned and another milestone
It’s true. I’ve been neglecting my little tripe of a screenplay, or shall I call it my blockbuster in the making? Anyways, it’s been sitting, not getting touched, kind of like the neglected MILF next door or those leftovers in the back of the fridge that have created their own ecosystem. But not to worry, [...]
Day 45 - back on the wagon
Yes, that’s right I have made it back onto the wagon, turnip truck, etc. - whatever you call it I am back on it.
 More importantly I am up to page 47. I spent the past 30 minutes writing and gained 2 pages. Two pages of glistening beauty. Oh wait, that was that magazine I was [...]
Day 43 - falling off the wagon
Falling off the wagon sounds painful. You might be surprised to know that I have indeed fallen off the wagon at this point, having not written anything on the script since last week. So, I can tell you that falling off the wagon does not hurt.
What hurts is planning on hoisting yourself back up onto [...]
Day 37 - I’m at the ‘clue to resolution’
Yes, that’s right kiddies, I’ve made it to page 45, where there is supposed to be a clue to the resolution. And by god, there is a clue to the resolution on my page 45.
And here’ s my new thought. I need to write in a cameo for LonelyGirl15. Seems Lonelygirl15 is getting some mad [...]
