Archive for Tripe vs. Talent

talking smack, tripe versus talent

Toady on the way to my boring accounting job, I had a miniature epiphany, which in no way resembles a miniature schnauzer. See, I had the forming thoughts of an actual idea for this script. Not a complete idea, thus the miniature part. However, I didn’t let that stop me from gloating. As soon as […]

Posted by: the screenwriting mofo on Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

C’mon, sing it with me now…. “we shall overcome, …”

I’ve looking, or at least trying to look, at screenplays of successful but craptastic movies online, you know to give me an idea of what really needs to be on page one. Well, it’s not working out so well for me. Most of the scripts I want to see, like the Da Vinci Code, are […]

Posted by: the screenwriting mofo on Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

21 days to genius

As I prepare to get ready to craft my first ever screenplay, I’m soaking up all I can from How to write a movie in 21 days, because let’s face it, I have other things to do and I’m psyched about being able to crank a script out in 21 days. Yes, that’s right, […]

Posted by: the screenwriting mofo on Friday, May 11th, 2007

Top 5 ways for me to infiltrate Hollywood and sell my screenplay before my girlfriend

Being the Sneaky McSneakster that I am, I am looking for any way to give myself an advantage over my girlfriend as I attempt to sell a screenplay before she does. As for now, she has the advantage since she has several completed scripts her under belt, a published book and the fact that she […]

Posted by: the screenwriting mofo on Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

And in this corner, we have opponent #1…

Riley LaShea. My girlfriend. My archnemesis in this little competition.
Riley already has her script polished off, waiting to be printed and bound with brass fasteners and a crisp white cardstock. She has a zillion and one screenplays that she has finished and she’s sitting on. Does she think they will hatch? Maybe, I dunno.
What does […]

Posted by: the screenwriting mofo on Tuesday, May 8th, 2007