I hope you did not go to work today. I mean, it is practically a holiday.
Yes, that’s right. It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day!
So if you did go to work I hope you at least plan on using pirate speak all day long. You know, tell customers that they need to walk the plank and what not. Go up to that cute girl you have a crush on and tell her she ‘shivers your timbers’ or something equally pirate-like.